Aries (March 21-April 19): Allergy season approacheth Aries. The trees covered in their beautiful yellow are blooming across campus, and…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Are you a psychopath, a cereal killer, or are you just really into post-modern art Aries.…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Embrace your inner rodent this week, Aries. You have both the physical and mental energy of…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): You are on fire this week Aries. No literally, watch out for spontaneously combusting, that’s generally…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Double whammy UTI and depressive episode this week Aries. Go drink some cranberry juice and ponder…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Big rock collecting energy this week Aries. Gravel bits, asphalt, some shale… just stay away from…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): Move on from your long lost love life loser, I won’t give you any pity and…
Squatters in Lottie
With the recent plan to facelift Lottie Jane Mabee Hall totalling $420,000, the building sits in disrepair, with communal restrooms…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): How do you feel about spending Valentine’s Day alone? I hope you see a dozen happy…
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Aries (March 21-April 19): On behalf of all of those who interact with you, thank you for recognizing your narcissism.…