How much of your voting records are online?

A look into voting record websites and how much real info they offer. In America, an individual’s voting record is at least somewhat public in all 50 states. President Trump had fallen into controversy when people found during the 2016 presidential race that he had not registered to vote until 1987. This worried some voters […]

Rudy McRoadhog behind bars for breaking the Golden Rule: drive as one would wish others to drive. graphic by Conner Maggio

Hand wavin’ heathen handcuffed

Foreign trucker breaks longstanding Oklahoma tradition and awaits trial. Rudy “Chad” McRoadhog, a trucker from Ohio, passed through Oklahoma last weekend Oct. 3, 2018 and found himself in jail the next morning. McRoadhog neglected to make the mandatory hand-wave to a driver who let him into the right lane. The trucker reportedly wished to turn […]

The Bleacher Creature

With Brennen Gray as the Feature Creature. One for the History Books I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: pitching wins are some of the stupidest statistics in the sports world, and everyone should immediately stop pretending that they mean anything (I’ll give some leeway in fantasy baseball, but that’s it). In unrelated […]

Choose your fighter: the three contenders for why the campus lights stopped working. graphic by Conner Maggio

Freshmen aren’t the only ones that black out on campus

Three conspiracy theories on why the campus lights didn’t turn on. Last week, The University of Tulsa experienced a blackout of the sidewalk lights that impacted much of campus Sunday Oct. 21, 2018. Here are the top theories on the cause. Clowns, Part Two The Pennywises of the world have struck again! Remember the uprising […]

The Bleacher Creature

With Brennen Gray as The Feature Creature! It’s the goddamn Fall classic I’d like for there to have been a more in-depth preview of the World Series, but life comes at you fast. So here we are, bleaching the creatch and paying only lip service to the apex of the baseball season. I suppose this […]

Seven fast facts about the presidential alerts

Confused about this new presidential power? Look no further than our reliable list. 1. It set the record for largest mass ghosting. Our dear president was ghosted 225 million times in under 24 hours, barely squeaking by the former record held by a haunted mansion. No word yet on how POTUS will respond to the […]

Gaslite, a liquor store with a long Oklahoman history, could meet its end under the new liquor legislation. courtesy Gaslite Liquor Store Facebook

New liquor laws affect stores

Larger supermarkets can hope for a profit upswing, but smaller liquor stores may suffer For many years, Americans performed a slightly taboo ritual of driving up to the liquor store, buying a bottle of booze in a brown paper bag, and going home to throw it in the refrigerator. Since State Question 792 was passed, […]

The Bleacher Creature

With Brennen Gray as the Feature Creature. No More Talk Ken Griffey Jr. has some news for the stuffy oldheads who seemingly populate the majority of baseball media and front offices: let the kids play! In a new MLB-produced ad for the postseason, the legendary outfielder lists off a number of the supposedly cardinal sins […]