Graphic by Conner Maggio

Improve TU #23: Make ACAC, ACAC again

Allen Chapman Student Union should be renamed back to Allen Chapman Activities Center. Allen Chapman Student Union, renamed when it was renovated in 2014, is still mostly referred to as ACAC by students. Now that most everyone who went to school before this change has graduated, the name “ACAC” still continues to be used. Why […]

Apples, peaches and pear trees will all grow in Oklahoma and could be grown on TU’s campus. Courtesy Wikimedia Commons

Improve TU #25: Replace cloned trees with fruit trees

Fruit trees on campus would provide students with free snacks, without costing the university additional upkeep. Many college campuses around the United States have planted fruit trees across their land, which would be a great improvement from our campus’ cloned trees, which do not actually offer students anything other than aesthetic value. As the want […]

Artist’s rendition of a field of $1 bills. Graphic by Conner Maggio

#4: Replace all grass on campus with $1 bills to reduce water usage

To conserve water, we should just replace grass with cash. Students have voiced their concerns for years now: our lawnspace is ridiculous. The university must spend at least a billion dollars on plant care, and students do not want their tuition to go toward a bunch of oxygen-producing leaves. Think about how much we would […]

Former Trump aide indicted for Tupac’s murder

Head of Ukrainian Relations Sasha Popov now faces life in prison for crimes against hip hop. Sunday, March 4, special counsel Robert Mueller finally indicted former Trump aide, Sasha “Face Shooter” Popov, on at least a dozen charges, most notably being the killing of Tupac “Tupac” Shakur. Popov, who was traced to Las Vegas on […]

The email that was sent out to all students with a misleading title. Courtesy Student Association

Abuse of all-school email reveals flawed system

An all-school email with a misleading title aggravated many students last week. Last week, an email titled “Student Association: Important Information,” which contained no Student Association information whatsoever, was sent to all current TU students and consisted of three students asking for votes for the “Red Bull Can You Make It Challenge.” This email is […]

“Fear and Loathing in Seoul, Tulsa” by Jini Kim shows the role Kim’s rat plays in her art. Photos by Conner Maggio

Jini Kim and Mike Teal pieces in MFA/MA gallery

Showcased in their Masters’ galleries, Jini Kim’s work stands out with its conservative use of color and Mike Teal’s pottery ranges from the simple to the complex. “My Rat Problem” by Jini Kim is an assortment of canvas paintings featuring a comic and grotesque rat. The paintings themselves are interesting in that there are usually […]

What exact day and time will you die? (Quiz!)

There are many questions we have to ask ourselves as humans. Why are we here? What are we supposed to do with our gift of life? What used car should I buy? But with these questions, there is one that trumps them all: when can I be done with this shit? Well worry not, take […]

Artist’s rendition of GWB’s rendition of the Obamas’ portrait. Graphic by Michaela Flonard

5 reasons George W. Bush should have done the Obamas’ portraits

With controversy over the Obamas’ official portraits, it is clear that the portraits should have been painted by a more presidential painter. 1. George W. Bush has nothing else to do. Let’s be honest: George has run out of things to do. It’s not like he has the power to start a war or benefit […]