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My BF was a super vegan: a eulogy
“You died to save us from our sins, but I needed to save you instead.” This past weekend, I had…
Area 51 raid: the “Naruto” rundown
Don’t rely on the fake news media, get the inside scoop on the Area 51 raid. Last Friday the internet…
Black hole manifests in US West washing machine
Maintenance called to repair a singularity that materialized in a TU student apartment. At approximately 0300 hours on Sunday, Sept.…
Ten normal things that mean you are dying
Hypochondriacs have the right idea: be wary of these 10 things that mean you’re a goner. With the flu season…
Why study abroad? A student’s perspective
Studying overseas was one of the biggest character building experiences of my time here at TU. While going through the…
How to apply for the Gillman Scholarship
The prestigious scholarship is worth going for even with a daunting application. Understanding how to travel abroad in the summer…
Betsy DeVos ends syllabus day
Our Secretary of Education decided to throw out syllabuses in favor of innovation. Throw away your syllabi. This is America,…
The definitive list of best United States presidents
The hard truth about our country’s greatest historical figures. To spice things here in the dying industry of newspaper print,…
The Purge, Jesus edition
A controversial new doctrine pronounced by Pope Francis goes into effect starting next year. It is 2018, y’all, and our…