Parents, ringleaders charged in college admissions scandal

Rick Singer led the 50 individuals that were part of a conspiracy to get children of wealthy adults into elite universities. On March 12, U.S. federal prosecutors charged Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin and 50 other people in a scheme for wealthy Americans to buy their children’s attendance at elite universities. This investigation, entitled Operation Varsity […]

All students of the PSC must take on superhero alter egos. graphic by Emma Palmer

A guide to life in the new Professional Super College

Big changes are coming to TU; here’s how to fit in with your new college. On Thursday, Dr. Clancy announced the University of Tulsa’s True Commitment, a plan that led to budget cuts and consolidations all around. There were many changes that were released, but the one that has most students scratching their heads is […]

Mark “Allegra” Johnson using his cable news program to push his agenda. photo by Conner Maggio

Inactive politicians thrown out of legislature

A quirk in the law gives citizens the power to kick out politicians who don’t serve the people. For once, it seems that lawyers have actually been useful. Without them, Oklahomans never would have found this quirk in the wording of the law. When voters heard about the massive inactive voter purge happening in a […]

Mueller report finished, not yet fully released to public

Attorney General William Barr has only released a four-page summary of Mueller’s report, which numbered over 300 pages. After 22 months, special prosecutor Robert Mueller has finally sent his report to the Department of Justice with the results of his investigation on whether there was any Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, whether there […]

If TU implements these new changes, this could be you two days sooner. graphic by Conner Maggio

#3: Decrease semester length by removing reading days

Procrastinate no more by killing dead days and taking finals immediately. Everyone knows about the Tuesday and Wednesday after the last day of classes. Some call them “reading days,” others “dead days,” but everyone knows them as a time to mess around, hang out with friends and procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate. No one really does work, […]

The new prison motif comes with its own bodyguard: Officer Goldie. graphic by Conner Maggio

#6: A plea to our construction overlords

Improve TU by keeping the aesthetically pleasing, prison-like pits around campus forever As anyone who has considered walking by frat row knows, there’s been construction by the Mabee Gym in the recent past. While some might say it’s a weird eyesore (honestly, where is their sense of style?), those of us with proper fashion training […]

Students in drag racing past McFarlin Library in the most fashionable protest on campus. graphic by Conner Maggio

Drag race protest tries to sway campus minds

After a controversial rule outlawed drag racing and engine revving, people switched to a new form of protest. Let’s face it — everyone on campus knew it was coming. Maybe no one was expecting this kind of drag race, but with all the frustration on campus, something was bound to happen. It all started when […]

DaQuan Jeffries goes up for a layup. courtesy Oklahoma Eagle

Tulsa triumphs against Green Wave

TU basketball journalist Hannah Robbins discusses the Golden Hurricane’s come-from behind victory over Tulane. Tulsa managed to bounce back from their tough loss against Temple with a comeback win against Tulane on Thursday after a slow first half. Martins Igbanu and Curran Scott led the Golden Hurricane with 19 points each. Rounding out the high-scorers, […]

The last movie for Disney is expected to be a live action “Bambi” that features furries because of budget cuts. graphic by Conner Maggio

Disney Studios runs out of live actions and remakes, bankrupts

Disney’s new motto: original new ideas, who dat? I should have seen it coming. As evidenced by the new live action “Mulan,” “Aladdin” and “Dumbo” movies, to “Toy Story 4” and “Frozen 2,” Disney has run out of new ideas. While there are still a few more animated movies they could make into live-action films […]

Sterling Taplin drives through Wichita State defenders. courtesy Tulsa Hurricane

TU falters against Wichita State at home

Basketball journalist Hannah Robbins discusses Tulsa’s struggle to handle Wichita State’s offense on Wednesday night. Tulsa failed to improve on their three-game winning streak in their home game Wednesday against Wichita State. Only two members of the Golden Hurricane scored in double digits, with Martins Igbanu leading the way with 17 points and DaQuan Jeffries […]