Are you excited about MCR’s return? So are all the lost and forgotten emos of the world. After breaking up in 2013, My Chemical Romance left killjoys and emos all over the world in tears. The band had no intention of reuniting until the four ex-band members all simultaneously ran into each other in a […]
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Resident Assistant bravely disposes of confiscated alcohol and you’re all invited!
“I gotta get rid of all this contraband somehow! Come help me out!” As an RA, one of my many magisterial duties to ensure my residents are keeping their rooms free of sin. On my room check rounds, I routinely purge dorms of toasters, 20.5-gallon fish tanks and other contraband. Despite the fact that I’m […]
The (not so) secret life of Captain Cane
What does Captain Cane get up to when he’s not on the football field? Captain Cane is the hunk of all hunks. With his rock-hard abs and bulging biceps, how could you not admire this human hurricane? His design and costume have gone through several changes, with each iteration even sexier than the last. As […]
vTU to release building-themed candles
The University of Tulsa is rolling out new products that everyone will want on their holiday wishlist. Scents are simple yet potent things that can bring you back to a special moment in time. If you miss your hometown, chances are, there is a Homesick candle of some apple-cinnamon burgundy-leather amalgamation out there to remind […]
Pizza Hut to replace all campus dining options
Due to health concerns and a lettuce foot fungus incident, TU closes almost all its restaurants. Last week, a photo went viral depicting a Baja Jacks employee at TU standing barefoot in a bin of shredded lettuce while simultaneously preparing tacos. Yuck: the last thing you’d want in your Baja Jacks tacos is somebody’s foot […]
7 (sleeping) positions to revolutionize your nightlife
Wanna spice things up in the bedroom? Try out these hawt positions tonight. We’ve all experienced the worst feeling known to mankind: being bored in bed. If you are looking for something new and exciting to try in the bedroom, here are some sleeping positions that could potentially change your life. 1. The Shrimp – […]
TU profs. introduce art engineering program
Concerned for the disappearance of the arts, professors have come up with a new degree program to ensure its survival. Professors at the University of Tulsa are aiming to bring engineering back to the “Phillips Engineering” art school building. A group composed of five engineering professors and TU’s last art professor met over the summer […]