Graphic by Kayleigh Thesenvitz

“Vagina Monologues” interrupted by “Penis Monologues”

This weekend, “The Penis Monologues” succeeded in its goal of undermining women. Last week, the University of Tulsa put on a production of Eve Ensler’s “The Vagina Monologues” in Tyrell Hall for S.A.V. E. Week. The play is normally an occasion of empowerment and catharsis, meant to bring awareness to violence against women through stories […]

Ruffles' new “Lady Ruffles” product promises to please. Graphic by Madeline Woods

Lady Doritos: a victory for feminism

In response to Frito-Lay’s breakthrough new product line, other big companies are announcing lady-specific products. As a woman, I often find it difficult to enjoy my favorite snack foods when I’m out on the town. Chips, in particular, are often a strain on my delicate sensibilities. They are simply too loud and messy to be […]

TU run by secret society of campus cats

A club of square and sushi-loving cats are the true puppeteers of TU’s day-to-day operations, according to Wilson Mann. To most, the cats that roam the University of Tulsa are a cute and welcome sight, or at the very least a small reprieve from the mundanity of existence. But to one student, these cats are […]

Tide launches adult-proof packaging

With written and verbal warnings not being an adequate deterrent for curious nibblers, Tide Pods now test mental fitness before use. In response to multiple injuries and deaths associated with people attempting to eat their Tide Pods product for reasons ranging from satiating a primal urge to gaining internet fame, Procter & Gamble has now […]

The Rock has faced down John Cena but is he ready for Oprah? Wikimedia Commons

Oprah vs. The Rock: Battle for 2020

The Democratic Party will give their blessing to the winner of this wrestling match. Coming to Madison Square Garden in 2019, a wrestling match of presidential proportions, the ultimate battle of brawn and sheer star power for the 2020 Democratic nomination: Oprah Winfrey versus Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! With The Rock recently teasing a presidential […]