The spookiest haunted house on campus

Skip Tulsa’s highly commercialized haunted house scene and experience true terror right here at TU. Psycho Path? Nah. The Hex House? Pssh. The Nightmare? Hell nah. Why settle for the cheap jumpscares and blood-soaked everything of those basic haunted houses when you can experience true terror? If you really want to be frightened, there is […]

A baby boomer poking holes in millennials’ condoms to uphold traditional marriage values. graphic by Conner Maggio

Millennials killing the institution of marriage

Old folks hate the youngins for ruining our country’s traditional marriage values. America is in grave danger. The pillars that uphold our righteous society are crumbling down around us. A dark change is blowing in the wind, ripping away all that we hold close to our hearts. Blink and the world around you will morph […]

graphic by Conner Maggio

Coke puts coke back in Coke

Nothing says Coca-Cola like cocaine! Coming soon to supermarket shelves near you, Coca-Cola has announced a new line of cocaine-infused beverages. “There’s a massive hype around CBD [cannabidiol, a pain-relieving compound found in marijuana]-infused products these days,” said Coca-Cola spokesperson Karl Rimm in a recent press conference, “and companies are making a killing putting it […]

Great British Porno

The newest season of The Great British Baking Show piqued the interest of many top porn companies. Your bag of chips is full. Your blanket nest is warm. Netflix is pulled up and you’re ready to binge-watch the newest season of “The Great British Baking Show,” never mind the fact that the only thing you’ve […]

Amanda McCavour's “Diaphanous Embroidery” proved to be enchanting upon a second viewing. photo by Sara Serrano

First Friday featured parking, art and music

First Friday showed off some notable galleries, but was a mess to find convenient parking. For the Tulsa Arts District, the beginning of every month means a return of the First Friday Art Crawl, replete with music, vendors, activities and, of course, art. Despite the threat of rain, I headed downtown to see what this […]

Weeding out the inebriates

Campus Security officers develop new surefire methods to catch potheads in the act. Amid changes in state legislation and a large influx of new students, Campus Security has now put in new programs to ensure that TU students stay sober. And rather than taking preventative measures, Campo will be looking to catch students in the […]

What TU doesn't want you to see: Goldie clones traveling via the hidden tunnels outside the Physical Plant. graphic by Conner Maggio

What’s the deal with all these holes?

Holes, secret tunnels and clones of a beloved golden retriever are all strands in TU’s web of lies. If you haven’t seen or fallen into one yet, it might interest you to know that several holes have recently opened up around campus grounds. Currently, sources report one by the Caf, another by Lorton Hall and […]