Exciting new opportunities arise for female TU students who are sick of their overly-academic studies. Ladies! Have you had a tough semester? Did midterms really get to you? Is your STEM career path looking too difficult to carry on with? Congratulations! Your Christian prayers have been answered. Next semester, the University of Tulsa will offer […]
Author: Sara Serrano
Where have all the cats gone?
Campus cats mysteriously vanish around Collins Hall. We might be nearing the end of spooky season, but don’t get too relaxed. Halloween is just around the corner, waiting to jumpscare the Snickers out of you. Unfortunately, tricks, treats and spoopy shenanigans aren’t the only things escalating in the runup to Halloween. According to Campus Security […]
Highlight reel from the VP’s visit to ORU
Mike Pence came to Tulsa to support Kevin Stitt and faced consequences from Oral Roberts himself With the 2018 midterm elections rapidly approaching, the campaign cycle whirlwind is in full force — endorsements, attack ads and rallies flying everywhere — and Oklahoma is no stranger to tornadoes: literal and political. If you didn’t attend or […]
The spookiest haunted house on campus
Skip Tulsa’s highly commercialized haunted house scene and experience true terror right here at TU. Psycho Path? Nah. The Hex House? Pssh. The Nightmare? Hell nah. Why settle for the cheap jumpscares and blood-soaked everything of those basic haunted houses when you can experience true terror? If you really want to be frightened, there is […]
Millennials killing the institution of marriage
Old folks hate the youngins for ruining our country’s traditional marriage values. America is in grave danger. The pillars that uphold our righteous society are crumbling down around us. A dark change is blowing in the wind, ripping away all that we hold close to our hearts. Blink and the world around you will morph […]
Local McDonald’s remodels with fast-casual look
McDonald’s has a new look, fresh beef and some pretty futuristic technology in the works. I frequently drive by the McDonald’s at 13th and Harvard on my way to and from TU, noting with each pass that it’s still partially closed for renovation. That’s why I was intrigued by the invitation to tour their newly […]
Coke puts coke back in Coke
Nothing says Coca-Cola like cocaine! Coming soon to supermarket shelves near you, Coca-Cola has announced a new line of cocaine-infused beverages. “There’s a massive hype around CBD [cannabidiol, a pain-relieving compound found in marijuana]-infused products these days,” said Coca-Cola spokesperson Karl Rimm in a recent press conference, “and companies are making a killing putting it […]
Campo arrests student for phallic object
TU student 3D prints a mysterious device in Stephenson. A TU student has been arrested on suspicion of attempting to print out a gun using the 3D printer in Stephenson Hall. The incident took place sometime last week in the early hours of the morning. Campo was alerted to the scene by another concerned student, […]
Student ID anointed with Holy Number
A TU student has come out in protest of what she calls a “cruel joke” against her. Freshman Renee Lorenz is demanding that TU issue her a new ID number, citing her current one as hindering her professional opportunities in a college setting. “I got my ID number this summer, just like everyone else. I […]
Great British Porno
The newest season of The Great British Baking Show piqued the interest of many top porn companies. Your bag of chips is full. Your blanket nest is warm. Netflix is pulled up and you’re ready to binge-watch the newest season of “The Great British Baking Show,” never mind the fact that the only thing you’ve […]