American elected officials are ideally supposed to listen to their constituents’ voices and reflect their public’s political desires. In any rudimentary government class, a citizen is taught to directly contact their representatives and congresspeople to share their positions on legislation; it is one’s first amendment rights, of course, and the best way to bolster democracy […]
Category: Satire
Hurricane Spotlight: here are the impious, rowdy trolls who guard McFarlin from COVID-19
With vaccinations rising and cases of COVID-19 falling, commuter and on-campus students alike feel more comfortable hanging around campus; with guidelines followed, more people lounge about the Old and New U, ACAC is slowly refilling and the imported Norwegian trolls have taken guardianship of the McFarlin Library. Named Gogmagog the Insipid and Jötnar the Rock […]
“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises audiences with love story
Well, it happened. The trailer for the new Godzilla vs. Kong released, and fans expected to see an epic boss battle between gorilla and lizard, who, as we all know, are natural enemies and Mother Nature’s chosen foe. Instead, Godzilla vs. Kong is a classic enemies-to-lover slow burn. The trailer started normally. The human characters […]
Goldie trained to detect COVID
With the winter season in tow, the University of Tulsa continues its hypervigilance in catching and preventing the spread of COVID-19 on campus. Returning students are required to take a COVID-19 test, and, phew, the Board truly underestimated how much tests cost. We have been honest with our students regarding our deficit and money hemorrhaged. […]
“Godzilla vs. Kong” surprises audiences with love story
Well, it happened. The trailer for the new Godzilla vs. Kong released, and fans expected to see an epic boss battle between gorilla and lizard, who, as we all know, are natural enemies and Mother Nature’s chosen foe. Instead, Godzilla vs. Kong is a classic enemies-to-lover slow burn. The trailer started normally. The human characters […]
Goldie trained to detect COVID
With the winter season in tow, the University of Tulsa continues its hypervigilance in catching and preventing the spread of COVID-19 on campus. Returning students are required to take a COVID-19 test, and, phew, the Board truly underestimated how much tests cost. We have been honest with our students regarding our deficit and money hemorrhaged. […]