Alert! Alert! Be warned, there is a dangerous imposter loose on the Yak! Who dareth takes up the pseudonym of…
Admin pay raise up for grabs in “Squid Game” style tournament
Following recent layoffs, one lucky administrator will get a pay raise. The rest will be eliminated. The University of Tulsa…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): No, I cannot come to your Halloween party! I have to burn 4,000 effigies of Andrew…
The Weekly Yak
It was difficult to make the Weekly Yak this week because, unfortunately, life on college campuses became so serious that…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Your peers are very impressed by your ability to type at 70 words per minute. Continue…
Report: French conversation club very different than French conversion club
Mere two-letter difference poses a devious snare for those in recovery. Students at the University of Tulsa with the desire…
The Weekly Yak
Last week, the weather in Tulsa dropped to a brisk 86 degrees Fahrenheit, leaving students to respond the only way…
Einstein’s poppy seed bagels ruled poisonous by FDA
RFK Jr. decimates the bagel supply at the University of Tulsa. Last week, it was reported that all of the…
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Aries (March 20th-April 19th): October begins this week! The harvest moon waxes as the supernatural word quickens before All Hallow’s…
Pat Case servers achieve nuclear fission
Dining center awarded Nobel Prize after splitting the atom to reduce portion sizes. The Nobel Foundation recently announced that the…