People flock to this unique antique store that only sells progressive historical items. An antique store by the name of Ye Olde Shoppe in Chattanooga, Tennessee, has been found to not carry a single racist product. While many Americans won’t care, since it is acceptable for antique shops to have racist merchandise in this country, […]

After a controversial rule outlawed drag racing and engine revving, people switched to a new form of protest. Let’s face it — everyone on campus knew it was coming. Maybe no one was expecting this kind of drag race, but with all the frustration on campus, something was bound to happen. It all started when […]

With teachers leaving the profession across the nation, local schools find an alternative way for students to get their education. On Friday, March 9, the announcement was made to resounding applause. Oklahoma students are going to have the best student-to-teacher ratio in the nation: 1:0. Dubbed an unprecedented, unconventional turn in the already sporadic timeline […]

Oral Roberts clerics preserve Tulsa’s shrine to the oil business for another 1,000 years. The Demon Driller, after a difficult battle waged by level 20 clerics from Oral Roberts University, has been sealed inside the massive landmark of Expo Square known as The Tulsa Golden Driller yet again. Tulsa is now safe from the unmatched […]

Disney’s new motto: original new ideas, who dat? I should have seen it coming. As evidenced by the new live action “Mulan,” “Aladdin” and “Dumbo” movies, to “Toy Story 4” and “Frozen 2,” Disney has run out of new ideas. While there are still a few more animated movies they could make into live-action films […]

After years of criticism, four female politicians reclaim their shrillness and monetize it. Although we’re only months into the new year, the entire nation already seems fixated on the 2020 presidential race. And who can blame it? With politicians announcing election bids every other day and media members already making predictions, the one question on […]

After years of sexual comments exchanged over iPhones, the AI finally adapted. For me, it started with a simple autocorrect. I was writing about how much I loved ducks when suddenly I was talking about how much I loved fucks. It was a bizarre moment, sure, but maybe my phone had finally figured out that […]

The wall is going to be “effective,” but not for the reasons Trump is promising. At long last, with a national emergency issued, Trump’s prized border wall might become a reality. Many critics of the wall dislike it not just because they like immigration, but because they don’t think it will be effective. However, it’s […]

A lingerie company boasting about their fight against gender expectations has skeletons in their closet. The battle for women’s body images is finally being taken to corporate America. Companies everywhere are rebranding in a body positive manner. The last few years have seen victory after victory over the unreal expectations flaunted by media portrayals of […]

Hypochondriacs have the right idea: be wary of these 10 things that mean you’re a goner. With the flu season and our first round of midterms coming up, it is important to pay attention to your wellbeing. Hopefully by the time you read this, you’ll recognize these common symptoms that would very well signify your […]