Russians send targeted ads to prey on this under-reproducing population. Targeted ads really suck, man. I have never bought even half of the items marketed to me, so this must be a spyware thing the Russians came up with. First and foremost, I am sick of the dating site ads. Every time I see a […]
Who needs privacy when you have Ben & Jerry’s? If it weren’t for targeted ads, I am not sure how I would’ve made it through my rough breakup. I was heartbroken after my boyfriend of two weeks dumped me. I had no one to turn to, so what did I do? Go on the Internet, […]
Mary Fallin’s final mission is to see just how low she can drag Oklahoma with her as she leaves office. With just four months left in her position, Governor Mary Fallin decided to make the most of her time to see if she can make Oklahoma in last place in every possible measure. “We aren’t […]
The newest season of The Great British Baking Show piqued the interest of many top porn companies. Your bag of chips is full. Your blanket nest is warm. Netflix is pulled up and you’re ready to binge-watch the newest season of “The Great British Baking Show,” never mind the fact that the only thing you’ve […]
The end of the world shows people’s true colors as they post their last hashtag. Bruce sat alone in his garage. The previous afternoon, he had lied to his friends to convince them he could play lead guitar as well as Dave Mustaine to get into their band. They told him to prove it at […]
An underground crime ring trades food for homework in this breaking news coverage. Something sinister is growing underneath the surface of TU. While most students go to class, study and complete their homework, there’s a growing number of people investing their dining dollars for extra “assistance.” Our source has been working undercover for quite some […]
Resident bats push for equal rights amid evictions from campus dorms. Current reports say that homeless bats are trying to make residence in the Lottie Jane Mabee Hall. However, current residents are inconsiderate of their hopes of finding a new home. Over the last three weeks, there have been six bat sightings in Lottie, all […]
Campus Security officers develop new surefire methods to catch potheads in the act. Amid changes in state legislation and a large influx of new students, Campus Security has now put in new programs to ensure that TU students stay sober. And rather than taking preventative measures, Campo will be looking to catch students in the […]
A 100-percent accurate calculation for how deep of a hole you are digging. Where did you sleep? 1. Lol, sleep? 2. Couch surfing in dorm lobbies 3. Off-campus housing 4. I bought a house 5. On-campus housing What meal plan did you purchase? 1. Only the scraps left after RA programs 2. Ramen 3. Fast […]
Number 9 will surprise you! Here at TU, there are tons and tons of clubs and organizations to get involved in, many of which you already saw at the activities fair. But there are many clubs you may not know about. Here at the State-Run Media, we have compiled a list of the coolest 10 […]
