Aries (March 20th-April 19th): This semester will be one of great growth for you, Aries — specifically under your left…
An Old Testament goodbye for Gus T’s Italian Kitchen
Italian-American student at the University of Tulsa invokes the wrath of God against the menu of the controversial campus eatery.…
TU tuition drops significantly after City of Gold finally discovered.
Opinions on campus are mixed after shocking revelation. This summer, after centuries of searching, the immortal conquistador and the University…
What to do when you get bored next week
Which will probably happen at like, 3 p.m. on a Thursday The freshness of college will likely grow rotten over…
Unwritten rules of college
…That students at TU might need written out Welcome to the University of Tulsa, class of 2030, and welcome back…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): As Saturn approaches, you must fight the growing urge to eat refrigerator magnets. Indeed, they would…
Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell
HAZMAT teams work to remove biohazards from Gaming Living Learning Community ruins. On Sunday, April 26, following a hot and…
TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup
Meet this year’s contestants for the Golden Human Spleen! It’s that time of year again, when every student on TU’s…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): This week your professor will cancel a class, but you will not see the email and…
Is President Leeds prepared to handle the Soviet sleeper agent threat?
Many doubt her ability to thwart the long-gone nation like her predecessors. With President Leeds getting ready to fully take…