I tried to go off of Obamacare for a week and Obama beat me up

13 April 2017
Sam Chott, Running up a huge hospital bill

I tried to figure out if repealing Obamacare would be that bad by refusing to use my insurance for a week. It was harmful, because Barack Obama himself beat me up when I tried.

John Cena visits hospitalized children, against their wishes

13 April 2017
Amy Cairns, You can’t see her

John Cena continues to visit children with terminal illnesses long after the thrill of seeing John Cena has worn off.

Five North Korean beauty products that will blow you away

13 April 2017
Sam Chott, Oppressively moisturized

We know that South Korean beauty products are big, but have you seen these amazing products from the North?

Classifieds: Seeking friend slightly less hot than me

5 April 2017
Adam Lux, Is a weak 7... on a good day

Don’t just send signals: Not everybody knows Morse Code

5 April 2017
Amy Cairns, .- .-. . / .-- . / -.-. --- -- .--. .- - .. -... .-.. .

Relationship guru Amy Cairns teaches you how to not be bad at communication.

It’s not you, it’s me: I’m just not mature enough for a snap streak

5 April 2017
Amy Cairns, 451🔥😎

Amy Cairns reveals her deepest flaw in this chilling tell-all.

Which Destiny’s Child member are you? (but everyone gets to be Beyoncé)

5 April 2017
Sam Chott, Doesn’t know the other girls’ names

Everyone who grew up in the 90s remembers all of the decade’s pop groups, especially Destiny’s Child: the supergroup composed of Beyoncé Knowles, and other people also. Take this quiz to figure out which Destiny’s Child member you are, but with the peace of mind that you get to be Beyoncé.

Could this one easy trick change your life forever?

28 March 2017
Sam Chott, Easy trick

We’ve got one easy trick – could it change your life?

Sean Spicer invites “Know Your Meme” to press conferences

28 March 2017
Sam Beckmann, Pepe apologist

After banning multiple news organizations from White House press conferences, Press Secretary Sean Spicer has begun briefing Know Your Meme reporters.

Ok, who did it: somebody told John about Marxism

28 March 2017
Adam Lux, Bourgeoisie backer

Someone told John about the political and economic ideas of Karl Marx, and now he won’t shut the fuck up about it.