It was difficult to make the Weekly Yak this week because, unfortunately, life on college campuses became so serious that…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Your peers are very impressed by your ability to type at 70 words per minute. Continue…
Report: French conversation club very different than French conversion club
Mere two-letter difference poses a devious snare for those in recovery. Students at the University of Tulsa with the desire…
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Last week, the weather in Tulsa dropped to a brisk 86 degrees Fahrenheit, leaving students to respond the only way…
Einstein’s poppy seed bagels ruled poisonous by FDA
RFK Jr. decimates the bagel supply at the University of Tulsa. Last week, it was reported that all of the…
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Aries (March 20th-April 19th): October begins this week! The harvest moon waxes as the supernatural word quickens before All Hallow’s…
Pat Case servers achieve nuclear fission
Dining center awarded Nobel Prize after splitting the atom to reduce portion sizes. The Nobel Foundation recently announced that the…
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Aries (March 20th-April 19th): What mysterious force is responsible for our misfortunes and triumphs? And what right have we to…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): This week, carry a roll of duct tape in your backpack. You’ll know when and where…
Secret service: Lorton Performance Center not enough, Tulsa shut down for the day
38% of Tulsa residents to be forcefully ejected into neighboring cities ahead of Supreme Court Justice visit. Ahead of Supreme…