Aspiring Onion writer
Take this fun quiz to figure out if you can be the State-Run Editor.
7th year senior
Not sure what to do at graduation? Amy Cairns gives you answers.
Thinks the telegram is a pretty neat idea
Notable inventor Alexander Graham Bell asks your advice on getting a new phone.
Lives in the CIS Lab
Vivian Apisgo, a computer science senior, hasn’t experienced McFarlin Library.
Carly Santiago is upset that local genius David Bustleman is getting most of the credit for the newly released “Dave’s App.”
Thinks TEDx is pretentious
Prestigious global organization xDET will provide a stage for students and faculty to present their pointless ideas.
Tried to spend $1000 on entertainment
Student Association recently released new funding guidelines that modernize the process.
Running up a huge hospital bill
I tried to figure out if repealing Obamacare would be that bad by refusing to use my insurance for a week. It was harmful, because Barack Obama himself beat me up when I tried.
You can’t see her
John Cena continues to visit children with terminal illnesses long after the thrill of seeing John Cena has worn off.
We know that South Korean beauty products are big, but have you seen these amazing products from the North?