Only sends emoji
When a student put their phone down for fifteen minutes, they realized that the group chat had founded a full three independent nations.
Gave himself a pepper
Professors have started throwing parties dedicated to reading their “Rate My Professors” profiles.
Has no friends
A student has founded a new organization dedicated to helping other students avoid meeting people outside of their small group of friends.
Tired of low-point beer
A student has been spotted in ACAC preaching about the possibility of The Hut getting a margarita machine.
Already rented the ring
If you’re reading this, I am currently willing to marry you. Note that this offer is extended on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Volunteer border guard
President Donald Trump’s executive order on immigration gave a TU student an extended excused absence from school.
St. Louisian refugee
TU President Gerard Clancy has banned all St. Louisian students, even legal Tulsa residents, from attending TU.
21, but forgot his ID
After Campus Security officers arrived at a party, the freshman who answered the door became increasingly nervous.
Unfollows anyone who posts about politics
A local student who now has to deal with unwelcome shares from the ACLU is the true victim of Trump’s policies.
After the Women’s March on Washington, masculinity is defeated, leaving the nation without manliness.