Aries (March 21-April 19): Embrace your inner rodent this week, Aries. You have both the physical and mental energy of a New York subway tunnel rat, and you should flaunt that with confidence. Who cares what anyone thinks of your stench, you’re too cool jumping turnstiles and avoiding fines to take notice. Taurus (April 20-May […]
Eighty degrees in February in Oklahoma. That’s bad. Can we admit that that’s bad? Most people consider February a winter month. That’s not winter. 80° is too much for winter. There is a line and 80° thoroughly passes that. I was under the impression that Oklahoma had four seasons. 80° in February is not it. […]
Events have been dry since that exposé last semester. In a plot twist of events, The University of Tulsa has announced its desire to become the top school for potential incoming students. To start to venture towards greatness, they pulled the plug on this once-wet campus and drained all of our boozy keg pools and […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): You are on fire this week Aries. No literally, watch out for spontaneously combusting, that’s generally seen by 9 out of 10 dermatologists as a bad way to exfoliate. Invest in some Cerave or Lancôme products instead. That 1 dermatologist is really weird too, so don’t listen to them. Taurus (April […]
It’s fine if you like bland white people food. Just say that. When you wake up in the morning to the sweet smell of cinnamon and baked goods wafting through your house, anyone would expect a delicious pastry in their near future. If the amateur cook in your household decided to make cinnamon rolls, you […]
The earliest known cinnamon rolls originate from Ancient Egypt. Cinnamon was used in their embalming process, followed by wrapping the body in cloth, meaning that a mummy could be considered a cinnamon roll. But let’s focus on the kind that tastes good. The first modern cinnamon rolls are attributed to the Swedish in the 1500s. […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): Double whammy UTI and depressive episode this week Aries. Go drink some cranberry juice and ponder how “refusing to break the seal” for 36 hours might have ended up with you getting beaten up by your bladder, and losing. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Big gas station energy this week Taurus, so […]
I saw people on YikYak talking about the Bucc and I thought it would make a fun night out. But when I showed up at 11 p.m., they were closed. What bar closes at 11 p.m.? I couldn’t believe it. Everyone talks about how the Bucc is the oldest bar in Tulsa, but I’m pretty […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): Big rock collecting energy this week Aries. Gravel bits, asphalt, some shale… just stay away from the “rocks” that come from animals, we know you can’t tell the difference between a rock and animal dung, so use your 5 senses for once. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Chicken Tender Champion right here. […]
Who needs the news when the students of TU are more nosy than that aunt you only see once a year who thinks she’s entitled to updates on your nonexistent love life? Just in case you didn’t know, or haven’t left your dorm since the Frat Flu compromised the health of Oklahoma, we are having […]