Paranoid student convinced roommate has been replaced

26 January 2015
Steven Buchele,

Ever since his roommate returned from Brazil, George Gillinson has had a sneaking suspicion that things were not as they seemed.

Conspiratorial politicking splits hacky sack club

26 January 2015
Adam Lux,

The TU hacky sack club leadership has split into two rival factions following a coup d’etat.

Oklahoma Attorney General really needs to chill out, man

19 January 2015
Abigail LaBounty,

Activists call for greater... What were we talking about?

Cynical man no longer takes Buzzfeed articles at face value

19 January 2015
Conor Fellin,

You won’t believe what this TU sophomore learned when he used critical thinking in everyday life.

Student who studied abroad won’t shut the fuck up about it

19 January 2015
Caitlin Woods,

According to reports from friends and loved ones, a TU student returning from a semester abroad really needs to tone it down.

Top Ten Things

8 December 2014

This week, the State Run Media seeks to write a definitive listicle to appeal to as many people as possible and achieve maximum viewership. Fraser Kastner compiles.

Frat boys object to use of word “frat” in everyday speech

8 December 2014

The word “frat,” when applied to fraternities, can apparently have extremely hurtful consequences for their members.

President Upham reveals death ray to cheering crowd

8 December 2014
Abigail LaBounty,

The University celebrated its annual mandatory Night Light, a celebration of the holiday season and the unlimited power of our Most Valiant Leader.

Weird cousins convene to discuss 2014 holiday season game plan

8 December 2014
Joe Watkins,

The National Convention of Weird Cousins will be held in Wichita, Kansas this year. It is likely that they will not be invited back.