Paint Thinner Sommelier
Ted Cruz gave a TEDx talk earlier this week, highlighting exactly how easy it is to land one of those things.
Summer Fun Specialist
Finals are coming up, which can only mean that summer is just around the corner. Here is a list of the top ten State-Run Media approved fun summer activities.
Hates the Irish
After the failed “Race Together” campaign, Starbucks has decided to make its customers even more uncomfortable.
Readers: In the interest of promoting democratic participation in the State-Run Media, we’ve decided to invite constructive criticism. Below are some responses.
According to some amateur robot dinosaur experts, the beasts have the potential to rebel against their human masters and colonize the moon before humanity.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez,
We asked Gabriel Garcia Marqez to follow Managing Editor Conor Fellin around in ACAC for an hour and report on what he saw. Let’s just say Marquez took some serious liberties.
Vinny Van Lux, a new artistic genius, is sweeping the TU art community with his newest and onlyest work, an MS Paint rendition of “Starry Night,” by Van Gogh.
Gregory Hawthorne has created his very own response to the famous feminist play, all in the three days since the Vagina Monologues showed on Friday.
SOC 2125 is one of several courses that has a high drop rate, probably for different reasons than others do.