When the going gets tough, the tough go to Yik Yak to complain about it. This week we had the great return of some campus pets (standing ovation for Moo Moo) and resurgence of old lore. For those who are wondering who ACAC Bill is, think of the “SpongeBob” episode where they’re painting Mr. Krab’s house and need to be careful around his first dollar. That is Bill to us. If you’re still confused, get used to it here; there’s not a day that goes by without a ton of miscommunication and uncertainty. Speaking of, when can we meet up to select articles for The Collegian? That’s one thing that’s been made clear! Join our team of writers, and you too can make money by writing about an organization with executives that don’t know how to read.
Another year, another Rush season filled with the bashing of Greek life and homosexual “accusations.” That’s what Pike calls them, anyways. The ashes of Patroclus and Achilles weren’t put in the same urn for this amount of denial. That was all that I picked up during this week’s perusal of Yik Yak, and now I’m here to present the spoils of war (the top 10 posts). As always, we refrain from reusing posts that were posted in previous weeks and those in which graphics provide the majority of the context for the posts:
“Upvote to get rid of the low-hanging lamps in pat case” – Tulsa
“Upvote if we should bulldoze KA and turn it into a chipotle” – Tulsa
“Rush Pike” – Tulsa, in response to: “How do I meet other LGBTQ+ people on campus? I’ve been too scared to out myself as bi to people on campus I don’t know until now (it’s my senior year (crying emoji))” – Tulsa
“I’m sorry but if you’re a football player that rides a lime scooter around campus I do in fact giggle at you every time.” – Tulsa
“College is a lie, I haven’t sat on a patch of grass laughing with my multicultural group of friends yet” – Tulsa
“I propose that national merits don’t get anymore stipends and we put that money towards a mega statue of Brad Carson instead” – Tulsa
“Food robot vs lawn roomba in KA basement 9/8 10:30 PM” – Tulsa
“@ freshman learn lecture etiquette and shut yalls mouths please !” – Tulsa
“Chick-fil-A should serve breakfast until 11:30 I’m not scared to say it” – Tulsa
“What if instead formal rush it was freak rush and instead of being recruited you just make out with the frat bros” – Tulsa
I wouldn’t be a conqueror if I didn’t at least take some souvenirs for myself. Here are some posts that I thought deserved a little more attention:
“Childhood trauma is the trait of a low value man, my father recognized me as the alpha from the moment I left his balls.” – Tulsa
“Having a 3 hr class with a professor who actually uses all the time is suffering” – Tulsa
“Bruh people already messing up the unassigned assigned seats smh” – Tulsa
“I just shit my pants” – Tulsa
“‘Go to CAPS’
CAPS: we cannot help you” – Tulsa
Do you want your Yaks to be featured next week on The Collegian? Be funny. Make Hannah laugh. That rarely happens. Free Palestine.
