TU Ten: Major Ailments

1. Sociology: a mysterious conviction that they are surrounded by systemic inequality and injustice (they are).

2. Physics: the mistaken impression that they live in a knowable, ordered universe.

3. Petroleum Engineering: the occasional moral hang-up about their role in environmental degradation.

4. Philosophy: being a dick to your friends.

5. Political Science: the knowledge that their skills are only useful in a deeply broken system.

6. Art: hunger pangs.

7. Marketing: alcohol poisoning.

8. Computer Science: tech startup pipe dreams.

9. Economics: see Political Science.

10. Law: a practical lack of altruism (also known as being viciously opportunistic).

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