Ever virtuous, ever resilient, is the student body of TU. Several times throughout the past week, we were faced with autumn storms, but just to be clear, the tornado warnings never included the TU campus. Within the same week, Mayo lost power, women lost power and tornadoes “touched down” in the streets because it knows […]
Author: Hannah Moua
The Weekly Yak
Breaking News: Lime Scooter Corp. reports a record high for Lime Scooter usage among University of Tulsa students in the wake of its Little League homecoming victory. Students have been seen high-fiving one another from atop their electric scooters and season passes are officially sold out. Allegedly, the return policy for them was mysteriously shredded […]
The Weekly Yak
It’s a good day for ignoring the pit in your stomach at the thought of seeing your advisor because it’s that part of the semester. Since your professor still hasn’t put in the grades for your midterm, you don’t even know if you’re going to pass that Block 1 or will need to take three […]
The Weekly Yak
October has brought with it an onslaught of tragedies, from freshmen not expecting to need deodorant in autumn, to your Outlook calendar reminding you that it isn’t too late to get a 10% refund for dropping that one “elective” and even a kidnapped “The Weekly Yak” article from last week’s edition of The Collegian. Thanks […]
The Weekly Yak
I believe in the great belief that “We Should All Know Less About Each Other.” In my headcanon these two events are related: the restoration of Pat Case’s ice cream machine and the unfortunate image posted on TU’s community Snapchat story on Tuesday evening. It was a good week for those who aren’t interested in […]
The Weekly Yak
The other day I walked past some freshmen pointing at The Weekly Yak and laughing together. They didn’t even know that it was me walking past them. Anonymity is such a gift. Living in the shadows is a blessing. But blessings cease at the cusp of midterms, which is where this institution finds itself at […]
The Weekly Yak
It’s been a full week since Rush Week, and it’s clear that the only thing people have been rushing to do is switch from their Indeed tab to their Wattpad tab. I’ll give out a free piece of advice, which is to not hand out fanfiction instead of your short resume at the career fair […]
The Weekly Yak
When the going gets tough, the tough go to Yik Yak to complain about it. This week we had the great return of some campus pets (standing ovation for Moo Moo) and resurgence of old lore. For those who are wondering who ACAC Bill is, think of the “SpongeBob” episode where they’re painting Mr. Krab’s […]
The Weekly Yak
The first week of a new academic year is complete, and it is with the utmost honor that I continue the series that garnered the reverence of two loyal readers: The Weekly Yak. Whether you’re new to TU — in which case, welcome — or are trying to commit to your “New Year, New Me” […]
The Weekly Yak
Cut the cameras, our 1 hour of coming-of-age moment is over and, not for the first time, I wish the conspiracy theorists were right about it launching us into the end times. It is, however, the end of my GPA, the end of the beginning of enrollment period and the end of available apartments for […]