Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t you, does it feel bad when that big red Defeat shows up knowing that it’s your fault. But still typing jgl diff in a vain attempt at deflecting the blame. Taurus: This week is yours […]
In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major changes to the day-to-day operations of TU in a daring bid to decrease energy use and become a net-zero campus. With the program starting in Spring 2025, The University of Tulsa will begin removing overhead […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first you need chicken, noodles and soup. Combine in a large pot over medium heat, once boiling, simmer for 10-15 minutes, season to taste, eat or whatever. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Anyone named Alex is LAME! […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): PSA to all Aries, getting cut off when talking is annoying, for those talking and listening, don’t butt into conversations that you don’t belong in. Nobody wants to hear your most lukewarm, middle of the road, indecisive take on politics, food and fraternity drama, loser. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Gaslighting, who […]
Aries (March 21-April 19): Repeat back to me, pink drinks are not a sufficient source of nutrients, got it. Eat your wheaties and go for a run, sitting in front of your laptop is not consistent with a healthy school life balance. See any pretty flowers while running, don’t pick them, but take time to […]
YikYak told me to drop out. First they came for the SafeZone app, and I did not speak out – because I never even downloaded it. Then they came for the Blue Lights, and I did not speak out – because they didn’t work in the first place. Then they created SafeUTulsa, and I did […]
Terrible things to come, but that’s always been the case. Aries (March 21-April 19): Don’t try the Sol burger until August has come and gone, and if you do, good luck. That class that you failed last semester will surely go better this time. Pay attention to the number of people that say hello to […]
YikYak told me to drop out. First they came for the SafeZone app, and I did not speak out – because I never even downloaded it. Then they came for the Blue Lights, and I did not speak out – because they didn’t work in the first place. Then they created SafeUTulsa, and I did […]
Narrowly voted into office, Enid residents fought to recall Judd Blevins. Narrowly winning a city council election in February 2023, Judd Blevins became a city council member for Enid, Oklahoma. The city of around 50,000 residents elected him by a mere 36 vote difference. Blevins, a US veteran of Iraq and owner of a roofing […]
The bridge plummeted into freezing dark water late into the night. The third largest bridge in Maryland, the Francis Scott Key Bridge, with a length of 8,635 ft, suffered a catastrophic failure when struck by a 984-foot container ship called Dali. This tragedy has left the city of Baltimore and the nation in shock, prompting […]