It’s a really good thing we don’t live in Tornado Alley As an Oklahoman native I have seen my fair…
TU Closes C-Store
As many of you are aware, the Hurricane Market (also known as C-Store, Convenience-S and “Store where everything is free”)…
We Can’t Stop Winning
Sometimes the funniest thing you can write is the objective truth, when everything is so absurd, there is no reason…
Satirical Activity
For The Collegian, Winter Break is a time of respite from the constant stream of words bouncing around our heads.…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 – April 19) If you are reading this, it may already be too late for me. Three…
Horoscopes
Aries: Wait, you actually play League of Legends, that’s crazy. You like clicking little guys on your computer screen don’t…
TU: Green Machine
In a stunning press conference taking place on Oct. 5 by The University of Tulsa, President Brad Carson announced major…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21-April 19): Sorry Aries, no horoscope this week, here’s a recipe for chicken noodle soup instead. So first…
Horoscopes 9/9/2024
Aries (March 21-April 19): PSA to all Aries, getting cut off when talking is annoying, for those talking and listening,…
Horoscopes 9/1/24
Aries (March 21-April 19): Repeat back to me, pink drinks are not a sufficient source of nutrients, got it. Eat…