Last week, the weather in Tulsa dropped to a brisk 86 degrees Fahrenheit, leaving students to respond the only way…
Einstein’s poppy seed bagels ruled poisonous by FDA
RFK Jr. decimates the bagel supply at the University of Tulsa. Last week, it was reported that all of the…
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Pat Case servers achieve nuclear fission
Dining center awarded Nobel Prize after splitting the atom to reduce portion sizes. The Nobel Foundation recently announced that the…
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Secret service: Lorton Performance Center not enough, Tulsa shut down for the day
38% of Tulsa residents to be forcefully ejected into neighboring cities ahead of Supreme Court Justice visit. Ahead of Supreme…
$130 million recovered from Starship robots rolling towards DC
Brad Carson the mastermind of plot to ruin the University of Tulsa. Last week, it was reported that $130 million…
CAPS rapidly certifies 30 new therapists for start of football season, promptly fires them after OSU obliterated
The University of Tulsa’s Counseling Services combats the emotional highs and lows of the sport. As the football season at…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): In a few days time, as the night becomes day, you will wake up with the…