Harrison and Woodard: top duo?

There have been a lot of great duos in history: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, Rizzoli and Isles (lol jk), Dale Denton and Saul Silver, and of course Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman. TU has its own duo that matches up with these historically great duos. Our duo is Shaq Harrison and James “Juice” Woodard.

The two of them score about half of TU’s points and have carried the team for most of the year. Before Saturday’s game in which Rashad Smith went off for 21 points, either Harrison or Woodard had the most points in each game for twenty straight games. Woodard and Harrison might be the most underrated back court in America.
What they are doing this year is amazing. With the Golden Hurricane’s recent success they are starting to get a little more recognition, but not as much as they deserve, but that is not what we are here to discuss. We are here to discuss how they match up to these historically great duos.

First up is Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. These guys are best pals who made “Good Will Hunting” together and have gone on to achieve their own individual success. What bad things can you say about these two? I mean besides “Gigli.” We will never forget “Gigli,” Ben.

Matt Damon is one of my favorite actors. I love him so much that I named my turtle after him. RIP. Ben Affleck is also an amazing director who has made such classics as “Gone Baby Gone” and “Argo.” You’re probably asking yourself how Woodard and Harrison could possibly beat a powerhouse duo like this, and it is simple. Neither Woodard nor Harrison made “Gigli.” That movie is so bad. Just awful really. That’s why Shaq and Juice get the nod over Matt and Ben.

Next up is the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder. This is a hard one because without these two brave heroes Chincinatti would be under control of The Iron Lung or the Bronze Kneecap, and they both just have glorious chins, but the Crimson Chin’s arrogance is hard to overlook. That is why we give the nod once again to Shaq and Juice.

Dale Denton and Saul Silver are the main characters of the classic film “Pineapple Express.” They are a match made in heaven. One of them sells marijuana, and the other one loves to smoke it. Through trial and tribulation and several near death experiences, they come together to become the best of friends.

Saul even saves Dale’s life, and they take down a big time drug dealer while also being hilarious, but they are not better than Shaq and Woodard because there was a third person who helped them, Red which makes them a trio. If it were not for Red, maybe they could beat Shaq and Juice.

The last duo is by far the best of the four. Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman have done so much for the world it is hard to put in words how great they are together. They have a chance to bring peace to the world. Plus, Rodman is arguably the greatest rebounder in NBA history, and Kim Jong Un almost stopped an unfunny movie about him to be released in theaters.

Shaq and Woodard are having great seasons, but they just don’t hold up to Un and Rodman. LIVE 10,000 YEARS GREAT LEADER!!!

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