The University celebrated its annual mandatory Night Light, a celebration of the holiday season and the unlimited power of our Most Valiant Leader.

Abigail LaBounty,

After solving all national and international crises, Bill Strickland vomited and passed out.

Caitlin Woods,

The National Convention of Weird Cousins will be held in Wichita, Kansas this year. It is likely that they will not be invited back.

Joe Watkins,

Existentialism Editor Will Boogert waxes poetic on the materialism of Christmas, the futility of the New Year and the merits of eventually abandoning all religious affiliation to worship the Void.

Student Writer Joe Watkins describes the holiday magic at the Guthrie Green’s annual Glow on the Green market and festival.

Music Review

8 December 2014
Meagan Collins,

Student Writer Hannah Kloppenburg attended the thought-provoking performances at Writing Out Loud, an open mic held in McFarlin Library.

Politics Writer Brennen VanderVeen believes Congressman Bridenstine’s vote for John Boehner as Speaker is a more strategic choice than last year’s opposition.