As the government finally reopens, a new group is calling for an indefinite shutdown. The longest government shutdown in history…
South finally learns what a condom is, lowers birth rate
The South discovered that teaching people is important and started with sex education, which lowered the national birth rate. As…
2019 Super Bowl predictions
The Collegian sports writing staff gives their takes on who will win next Sunday’s big game between the New England…
Is Tom Brady football’s GOAT?
Two Collegian staff members debate the merits of Brady and the title “Greatest of All Time.” Hannah Robbins As Super…
US Nationals skaters break records
Figure skating expert Hannah Robbins discusses the shocking finishes in the United States National Championships and the firsts that skaters…
US Gymnastics Association bankrupt
Gymnastics journalist Hannah Robbins discusses USA Gymnastics’ new low and the maneuvering that might only harm athletes and survivors further.…
Golden Hurricane smacks Huskies
TU basketball journalist Hannah Robbins discusses the fight on and off the court as TU men’s basketball snapped its two-game…
Quads may hurt young skaters
Figure skating expert Hannah Robbins discusses the dangers of quadruple jumps and the sacrifices the sport has made because of…
Special interests cut out the middle congressman
Due to a new quirk in the election fine print, special interest groups took the places of the representatives they…
5 more surprising things that millennials killed
Millennials are at it again, and you’ll never believe what they killed this time! Every time you look at a…