New 101 Archer exhibition interrogates the foundation of American mythology. The first Friday of every month is a refresh for…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As you return to life as a student, be wary of the dark energy coming off…
ICE presence around Tulsa puts many residents on edge
Tulsans become increasingly concerned as ICE activity ramps up across the state. Tensions are on the rise between citizens and…
Tightly contested conference game ends in huge Tulsa victory
Golden Hurricanes end on 20-3 run On Wednesday, Jan. 28th, the Golden Hurricane’s men’s basketball team took on the North…
Reckless display of power: local badass not even wearing a coat
“I’m not even cold,” boasts nonchalant new King of Sex Ladies, hold onto your panties and fellas, try not to…
The official end-of-semester review
The Board and our Supreme Leader Rick Dickson lead us to yet another perfect fall. The State-Run Media is proud…
Letter from the editors
As we publish this week’s issue, we have a bittersweet announcement: this will be our last edition of the semester.…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): You guys really didn’t know about Bubba? It must be so weird not having clairvoyance, I’ve…
Trump’s new ballroom is another signal of the oligarchy
Trump-funded ballroom raises many concerns, one of which is its symbolism of wealth. Just a few weeks ago, construction teams…
Democrats move to put government in rice after turning off, on again fails
Consultant Roy Trenneman at Reynholm Industries explains reasons for failure. After turning the government off for a record-breaking 42 days,…