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Walmart is responsible for handling crime at their stores
There are four Walmart supercenter locations across the city of Tulsa, each one gracing headlines one time or another for…
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As most Tulsa residents are now aware, Tulsa’s first Trader Joe’s just opened in Midtown. The hubbub surrounding the opening…
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In a turn of events that defies logic and reason, dog poop has appeared in the courtyard of Lorton Village,…
State governor discovered to be money-eating nightmare monster
For the past six years, reports of a “horrible, sandy blonde” creature have circulated throughout Oklahoma schools. This monster, said…
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