Student Life Reporter Michaela Flonard interviewed students from Brazil, Turkey, Germany, France and Oman about how they celebrate winter holidays at home.

Michaela Flonard,

A computer simulation and gaming major will come to TU and available this fall. Dr. Roger Mailler is sponsoring the major’s adoption. Student Writer Nate Beckemeyer reports.

Nate Beckemeyer,

Following controversy surrounding the parade’s inclusive name, the Parade of Lights will now be called the Tulsa Christmas Parade. State-Run Media Editor Fraser Kastner reports.

Fraser Kastner,

University News Reporter Caitlin Woods explored the suburb Sand Springs. She found a statue and museum commemorating the town’s founder Charles Page and explored downtown Main Street.

Caitlin Woods,

This week, the State Run Media seeks to write a definitive listicle to appeal to as many people as possible and achieve maximum viewership. Fraser Kastner compiles.

Top Ten Things

8 December 2014

The word “frat,” when applied to fraternities, can apparently have extremely hurtful consequences for their members.

The University celebrated its annual mandatory Night Light, a celebration of the holiday season and the unlimited power of our Most Valiant Leader.

Abigail LaBounty,

After solving all national and international crises, Bill Strickland vomited and passed out.

Caitlin Woods,

The National Convention of Weird Cousins will be held in Wichita, Kansas this year. It is likely that they will not be invited back.

Joe Watkins,

Existentialism Editor Will Boogert waxes poetic on the materialism of Christmas, the futility of the New Year and the merits of eventually abandoning all religious affiliation to worship the Void.