Men’s football team loses a tight game to a fleet of delivery robots in disguise Through a burgeoning romance with Richard, a campus Subway employee, the Starship customer service AI has gained sentience and, after much deliberation, the two decided that the next natural step was to teach a fleet of delivery robots to play […]
Sometimes, you just need a home-cooked meal. Eating while living on campus can be a real pain, and many of us just need to have a home-cooked meal occasionally. Unfortunately, it can be really daunting to try to maintain everything you need for cooking on campus. Whether that is ingredients, equipment, facilities or time, many […]
Hurricane Market expansion increases variety in questionable ways. This time last year, the Hurricane Market was TU’s little convenience store. It was good for candy, an emergency toothbrush and a Rockstar to fuel students during their all-nighters. Frequently, the best variety came in whatever was leftover from Sushi Blue or a recent event. These are […]
Democrats seem to be missing the smaller election battles. Right now, Democrats are scared. Despite a rousing Democratic National Convention and strong momentum behind the Harris campaign, Democrats around the country seem stuck in this vortex of panic. Donald Trump and Project 2025 have been wrapped together in the Democratic consciousness as an existential, individual […]