Having completed his first semester as a free-range, Taco Bell-fed college freshman, Billy Nash is now knowledgeable of all the…
Enterprising students exploit uninsured classmates
A week ago the University announced its decision to opt out of EMSAcare, which would have footed the bill for…
Paranoid student convinced roommate has been replaced
Many people claim that an experience abroad makes them into different people, but George Gillinson is convinced that in his…
Conspiratorial politicking splits hacky sack club
Last week, a small but effective uprising among the lower ranks of the hacky sack club opened a seam within…
Oklahoma Attorney General really needs to chill out, man
Over the holiday break, Attorney General of Oklahoma Scott Pruitt announced that he, along with Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning,…
Cynical man no longer takes Buzzfeed articles at face value
There was a time when TU sophomore Lou Reese trusted Buzzfeed to provide him with simple facts that required no…
Student who studied abroad won’t shut the fuck up about it
With the beginning of a new semester, many students are returning from studies overseas. Though we weren’t planning on running…
Top Ten Things
1. Love Love is central to the human experience. Some might even say that it is the meaning of life.…
Frat boys object to use of word “frat” in everyday speech
Fraternities are an integral part of campus life. There are 75 national and international fraternities with 397,000 members nationwide. Over…
President Upham reveals death ray to cheering crowd
It’s that time of year again. On Nov. 18 President and Mrs. Upham once again invited the community to participate…