While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): I can’t lie, this week is gonna be rough. Your chakras are all due to lock…
TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027
Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…
Oklahoma Public Schools’ bible mandate repealed
Ryan Walters’ departure leaves government backtracking. Oklahoma’s public school system will not be purchasing Bibles for every classroom or using…
Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
“Hurricane Against Hern” mobilizes students and faculty
Academics worry for a future that finds the vacant presidency filled by politician Kevin Hern. “Hurricane Against Hern” has become…
From Your TU Senators-Elect
Following the recent election results, TU senators-elect prepare to represent their constituencies in the spring. They answer questions about their…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): A rare astral event, All Hallow’s Eve will fall on a Friday, or Freya’s Day this…
Palestine mural altered per request of administration
In the midst of national free speech concerns and censorship, TU administration decides to alter a student-made mural. The University…
Worst person of 21st century contest a tie
Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…