After three weeks of appreciation, the legitimacy of the prestigious new TU exhibit comes into question. After the Alexander Hogue…
TU proposes MRS degree
Exciting new opportunities arise for female TU students who are sick of their overly-academic studies. Ladies! Have you had a…
Hand wavin’ heathen handcuffed
Foreign trucker breaks longstanding Oklahoma tradition and awaits trial. Rudy “Chad” McRoadhog, a trucker from Ohio, passed through Oklahoma last…
The definitive list of best United States presidents
The hard truth about our country’s greatest historical figures. To spice things here in the dying industry of newspaper print,…
Letter from the propagandist
My lovely future constituents, Last week, I needed to blow my nose, so I picked up my first newspaper in…
Proposal: #DontKneedU
A counter-protest has formed in response to football players kneeling during the national anthem. In our current state of affairs,…
Tulsa World endorses Kevin Stitt
The paper announced their endorsement of Stitt, a political outsider. Oklahoma’s gubernatorial election approaches, and with it comes discussion of…
Nobel Prize in Literature not awarded following rape charges
The husband of a Swedish Academy member, which selects recipients for the prize, was found guilty of rape. Following the…
Eye on the world
China and Japan form unlikely partnership Last Friday, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and his Chinese counterpart Li Keqiang met…
Trump administration seeks to redefine gender
The administration’s potential new definition removes recognition of intersex and trans individuals. The Trump administration asks that government agencies define…