TU professor Dr. Cochino acted strangely after a student made a joke in class about professors sleeping with students.
I want people to see me for who I really am, but also for my hot body
Local beefcake Jacob Lee complains about people not noticing his beauty.
Trump starts to build bridges, not walls
Trump has decided to start making concessions to those he considers his enemies; the first is a one-way highway into…
Student mutes group chat, misses founding of three nations
When a student put their phone down for fifteen minutes, they realized that the group chat had founded a full…
TREND ALERT: professors are trying this weird party trick
Professors have started throwing parties dedicated to reading their “Rate My Professors” profiles.
Just say no: how to not meet new people
A student has founded a new organization dedicated to helping other students avoid meeting people outside of their small group…
Men’s basketball struggles against Memphis and Houston
The Golden Hurricane continued to struggle this week against Memphis and Houston, pushing their losing streak to four.
The Bleacher Creature
The Miami Supah Hot Fire Their streak ended Saturday night against a Joel Embiid-less Philadelphia 76ers, but don’t let that…
Get personal politics out of sports reporting
More and more sports reporters are interjecting their own political opinions into their stories. This is making the world of…
Women’s basketball falls to Temple and UCF
The women’s basketball team lost in two different ways to Temple and Central Florida, ensuring they will finish below five…