If you’ve ever wanted to drink a soda called Swamp Swill, take a selfie in front of a giant soda…
Twenty-One Plus
Nutty Bee’s Knees honey 2 ½ oz. dry gin 1 oz. amaretto ¾ oz. honey syrup* ½ oz. lemon juice…
McNellie’s: worth it for the fries
I went to McNellie’s last Wednesday with fellow Collegians Sam Beckman and Abigail LaBounty, along with a group of their…
Youth overcomes contrived script through brilliant characters
Youth is a very admirable but scatterbrained film. It’s greatly helped by the performances, but thrown off course constantly by…
TU Ten: Just skip class
1. It’s too cold to walk around campus. 2. You got all the readings in your syllabus, so if you…
Dicture: the response to dick pics we’ve always wanted
In the interests of journalism, I recently found an “app” entitled Dicture which allows the user to put little tiny…
Letter from the Propagandist
Has anyone ever noticed how scary Oliphant is when the lights are out? Maybe it’s because I’m being held here…
Paranormal activity feared on campus
In a turn of events that defies logic and reason, dog poop has appeared in the courtyard of Lorton Village,…
State governor discovered to be money-eating nightmare monster
For the past six years, reports of a “horrible, sandy blonde” creature have circulated throughout Oklahoma schools. This monster, said…
Tulsa’s Little Light House expands programs
A light is growing brighter in the city of Tulsa—the Little Light House. The nonprofit organization, which provides resources to…