Aries (March 20-April 19th): A rare astral event, All Hallow’s Eve will fall on a Friday, or Freya’s Day this…
Palestine mural altered per request of administration
In the midst of national free speech concerns and censorship, TU administration decides to alter a student-made mural. The University…
Worst person of 21st century contest a tie
Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars foresee deception: do not trust the 60° weather you feel at 8 AM, it…
Dean’s response mischaracterizes horoscope
Dean Greteman sends a troubling message to the TU community. On Oct. 13, Dean Blaine Greteman published a letter to…
2025 Moon Festival celebration packed the house
Asian Student organizations succeed in continuing a valuable, annual tribute to tradition. Outside the Lorton Performance Center last Thursday evening,…
Students must call on Administration to stop the transfer to Oracle
Amid genocide in Gaza, TU students protest HR’s transfer to pro-Israel company. On Friday, October 3, Rachel Steward, the Chief…
Students protest Office of Human Resources’ switch to Oracle
Students for Justice in Palestine is circulating a petition denouncing Oracle Human Capital Management rollover. On Friday, Oct. 3, students…
2025 Homecoming Bonfire to be cardboard cutout
Administration awaits students’ gratitude for selfless decision to promote safety and lower carbon emissions. This Saturday, Oct. 18, administration at…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars predict that your study abroad application will be… rejected! Apparently the astrologer working for…