The Bleacher Creature

Everything’s Bigger from Texas Last week, professional average quarterback Matthew Stafford signed an extension with the Detroit Lions that was worth a fair bit of money: $135 million over five years to be exact, with $92 million guaranteed. Was he worth it? Well that depends on how you want evaluate the Lions’ current situation and […]

The Bleacher Creature

Just End Me Fam You may have heard over the past couple months that Kyrie Irving is absolutely insane. Not only does he believe the world is flat (or he’s just an overly committed troll, but really, which is worse?), he caused a great deal of drama over the summer with his declaration that he […]

The Bleacher Creature

He’s So Smooth We’re two weeks into the 2017 MLB season and you know what that means: it’s time to overreact to random players’ hot starts! This is one of my favorite parts about the beginning of any sports season, when fans latch onto a player performing at an unsustainable rate in the early going, […]

And the 2016-17 MVP goes to…

Don’t shoot me, but Russell Westbrook is not the runaway favorite he’s being made out to be. Though my pick might be unpopular around these parts, there are four legitimate candidates who you couldn’t go wrong in choosing.