After banning multiple news organizations from White House press conferences, Press Secretary Sean Spicer has begun briefing Know Your Meme…
Ok, who did it: somebody told John about Marxism
Someone told John about the political and economic ideas of Karl Marx, and now he won’t shut the fuck up…
White boy raps along to “Gold Digger,” isn’t slowing down
A white guy at a party started rapping along to the explicit version of Kanye’s “Gold Digger,” and he doesn’t…
5 things I learned while high on spring break
A State-Run writer had a few epiphanies while on spring break, which were definitely unrelated to any substances he was…
Quiz: Do you like cilantro?
There are all kinds of people in the world, and they can all be separated with short quizzes. Are you…
Student asked to restart it, like she hadn’t tried that five times already
While trying to replace her laptop, a TU student encountered a customer service representative who asked her to do some…
More fountains that spray you while you’re walking
We’ve been overlooking the most important element of our campus’ design – giant fountains that unexpectedly spray you with water.
Improve TU: Make my roommate stop leaving her dishes out, BECKY
We can improve TU by keeping our campus (my kitchen sink) clean.
Improve TU: Fewer restrictions on funding for student journalism
One thing that TU could improve is funding – specifically, giving more of it to student journalists, and asking fewer…
Baseball predictions for 2017: Central
National League The Giants were one of the hottest teams in the first half of last season. They had a…