Sponsored content: The Amazon Echo Dot has many useful features for a college student. I’ve been using a new piece…
Meltdown, Spectre and what they mean for you
Three huge computer security vulnerabilities were recently discovered which put private information nearly all computers at risk. If you own…
Second semester freshmen anger, annoy
The newly emboldened second semester freshman are way too confident in their ability to be successful in college to the…
Man fixes superiority complex by asking girl with Nirvana shirt who Kurt Cobain is
Using the magic of musical snobbery, one local man was able to cure his superiority complex. A small miracle occurred…
Science news roundup
Nobel Prizes The 2017 Nobel prize recipients were announced October 3. The physics, chemistry and physiology or medicine recipients are…
Friend who only likes dad-rock takes over aux cord
A TU student ruined his friend’s party by playing dad-rock for 45 minutes.
Disgruntled vandal not willing to waste more than two eggs on McFarlin’s doors
After the recent eggings of campus buildings, the State-Run Media tracked down the culprit for an interview.
Calls home skyrocket as freshmen reach “4-day limit” on underwear
Phone companies report record high calls to moms from campus as freshmen realize they don’t know how to do laundry.
The great pumpkin spice experiment
A local band of heroes finds out which alcohol mixes best with pumpkin spice lattes, for your consumer convenience.
Blink-182 rocks out at Brady Theater
Iconic punk band Blink-182 still just as exciting even without Tom DeLonge on vocals.
