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Dicture: the response to dick pics we’ve always wanted
In the interests of journalism, I recently found an “app” entitled Dicture which allows the user to put little tiny…
Letter from the Propagandist
Has anyone ever noticed how scary Oliphant is when the lights are out? Maybe it’s because I’m being held here…
Paranormal activity feared on campus
In a turn of events that defies logic and reason, dog poop has appeared in the courtyard of Lorton Village,…
State governor discovered to be money-eating nightmare monster
For the past six years, reports of a “horrible, sandy blonde” creature have circulated throughout Oklahoma schools. This monster, said…
Tulsa’s Little Light House expands programs
A light is growing brighter in the city of Tulsa—the Little Light House. The nonprofit organization, which provides resources to…
Introducing Oxley College of Health Sciences
Last week, the Oxley College of Health Sciences opened its doors at its location downtown, on S. Boulder Ave. This…
Oregon militia: Almost unbelievably naive
Whenever a large group of middle-class white people in their 40s gather and complain about their lives not being easy…
Obama calls for reduced partisanship
“The state of the union is strong.” It was with those words that President Barack Obama ended his eighth and…
Obama’s “common sense” gun laws are worth the costs
President Obama’s January 5 speech on gun violence was very emotionally charged, as he began to cry near the end…