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Horoscopes
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Horoscopes

on 21 April 2025

Aries: “Who’s gooning to the green m&m,” “lol why does Tucker Carlson even care,” “who tf is attracted to an…

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TU’s 2025 Battle of the Bands Lineup
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TU’s 2025 Battle of the Bands Lineup

on 8 April 2025

Collegian Music Critic Aiden Hoogstra gives the inside scoop on this year’s artists. A highlight of the year for all…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 7 April 20258 April 2025

Aries: That’s it, Aries; the stars are fed up with your negative karma. As punishment, at some point in the…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 31 March 202531 March 2025

Aries: The sun is in retrograde. This is not so much an astrological omen as it is a real world…

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DOGE Continues With Sweeping Budget Cuts So I Can’t Finish This Article
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

DOGE Continues With Sweeping Budget Cuts So I Can’t Finish This Article

on 31 March 2025

We saved TU nearly $20 on frivolities like ink and wages” touts Musk in an otherwise unintelligible X post The…

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Damn DEI Tornadoes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Damn DEI Tornadoes

on 4 March 2025

It’s a really good thing we don’t live in Tornado Alley As an Oklahoman native I have seen my fair…

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Student Spotlight, “Jellyboys”
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Student Spotlight, “Jellyboys”

on 23 February 202523 February 2025

Inventive Artist and DJ In today’s Student Spotlight, we are covering the prolific University of Tulsa-based musical collective, the Jellyboys,…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 23 February 202523 February 2025

Aries: I hear hurricanes blowing, I know the end is coming soon. I fear rivers overflowing; I hear the voice…

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STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!

on 17 February 202519 February 2025

Valentine’s Day was originally the Catholic feast day for St. Valentine who was a man who was either a priest…

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TU Closes C-Store
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

TU Closes C-Store

on 10 February 202512 February 2025

As many of you are aware, the Hurricane Market (also known as C-Store, Convenience-S and “Store where everything is free”)…

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