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Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
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Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way

on 4 November 2025

While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 4 November 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): I can’t lie, this week is gonna be rough. Your chakras are all due to lock…

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TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027
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TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027

on 4 November 20255 November 2025

Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…

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Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Real bribe was the friends we made along the way

on 3 November 2025

While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 6 October 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars see all comings and goings, and even they can’t tell you how that gecko…

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TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie
Posted in Home Satire

TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie

on 6 October 20256 October 2025

Administration rejoices over new cost-effective mascot. If you’ve paid attention to TU recently, you may have noticed a common outcry…

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Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center

on 6 October 2025

Former Oklahoma State head football coach ready for new career After a disheartening 19-12 loss to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane…

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Appreciation for The Watering System
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Appreciation for The Watering System

on 29 September 2025

How Important are TU’s Sprinklers in the Maintenance Economy? If you ever take a walk at night, you’re bound to…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Home Satire

Horoscopes

on 29 September 2025

Aries (March 20-April 19th): As an astrologer, I listen to the stars. So if one blue, six-pointed star in particular…

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“There Is No List.” President Dickson falters on promise to release Carson Files
Posted in Editor's Pick Satire

“There Is No List.” President Dickson falters on promise to release Carson Files

on 29 September 2025

Poll finds ⅔ of Tulsans now believe conspiracy theory that Carson did not retire himself. “There is no list. There…

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