After reading an article by a student writer, a museum social media manager unleashed a fire tweet destroying a kid.
Professor’s joke about hungover students after Oktoberfest returns for 27th year
Noted funny Professor Mark Barra, decided to not change up his classic Oktoberfest joke this year.
Old woman feels at home in Lottie
Residents in Lottie Jane had more to complain about this week than just her portrait forever judging them.
Ranking on-campus food places by how hungry you have to be to eat there
Sara Serrano presents the definitive State-Run media list of on-campus food.
Friend who only likes dad-rock takes over aux cord
A TU student ruined his friend’s party by playing dad-rock for 45 minutes.
Six ways technology can help you focus in class
The State-Run tells you the six best ways technology can help you make the most out of your class time.
Disgruntled vandal not willing to waste more than two eggs on McFarlin’s doors
After the recent eggings of campus buildings, the State-Run Media tracked down the culprit for an interview.
5 things University Ambassadors want you to shout as you walk past their tour groups
Help those kids make the right decision with these patent pending persuasive lines.
Calls home skyrocket as freshmen reach “4-day limit” on underwear
Phone companies report record high calls to moms from campus as freshmen realize they don’t know how to do laundry.
Science discovers first human being ever that enjoys plain Greek yogurt
The State-Run teams up with the Dannon Oikos research facility to present you the latest news in the ever-evolving field…