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20 last minute costume ideas
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Young Christian couple marries for love, not sex, they swear
Jericho Offer and Virginia Panna explain the true reason they’re in such a hurry to get married.
“I’ll clean when midterms are over” says student living in four feet of filth
A TU student accidentely let a huge amount of trash build up in her apartment due to midterms.
Tillerson clarifies calling Trump “dipshit,” not moron
In an exclusive interview done with secretary of state Rex Tillerson, the State-Run discovers his true remarks on Donald Trump.
Local church tries to use fear to entice new believers with haunted house
State-Run writer Michaela Flonard relays her experience at True Harvest Church’s infamous haunted house.
Sexy Halloween costumes to wear as you study alone on Halloween
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Student writer gets annihilated by museum social media manager in one tweet
After reading an article by a student writer, a museum social media manager unleashed a fire tweet destroying a kid.
Professor’s joke about hungover students after Oktoberfest returns for 27th year
Noted funny Professor Mark Barra, decided to not change up his classic Oktoberfest joke this year.
Old woman feels at home in Lottie
Residents in Lottie Jane had more to complain about this week than just her portrait forever judging them.