Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars are aligned for you Aries! You’re on top of the world this week; no…
Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I can’t lie, this week is gonna be rough. Your chakras are all due to lock…
TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027
Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…
Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
Horoscopes
Aries (March 20-April 19th): A rare astral event, All Hallow’s Eve will fall on a Friday, or Freya’s Day this…
Worst person of 21st century contest a tie
Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars foresee deception: do not trust the 60° weather you feel at 8 AM, it…
2025 Homecoming Bonfire to be cardboard cutout
Administration awaits students’ gratitude for selfless decision to promote safety and lower carbon emissions. This Saturday, Oct. 18, administration at…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars predict that your study abroad application will be… rejected! Apparently the astrologer working for…