Consultant Roy Trenneman at Reynholm Industries explains reasons for failure. After turning the government off for a record-breaking 42 days,…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I don’t care what the editors say; I’m abusing the semicolon key till it breaks off…
Chair moved in Starbucks: 5 deaf 12 injured
Hurricane health center overwhelmed with burst-eardrum cases. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, paramedics arrived at the University of Tulsa’s Starbucks franchise in…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars are aligned for you Aries! You’re on top of the world this week; no…
Report: Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I can’t lie, this week is gonna be rough. Your chakras are all due to lock…
TU to receive 100% of power from Professor Drever, elliptical by 2027
Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…
Real bribe was the friends we made along the way
While claims of $100 million were falsified, an incentive you can’t put a price on was proposed. In a new…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): A rare astral event, All Hallow’s Eve will fall on a Friday, or Freya’s Day this…
Worst person of 21st century contest a tie
Judges split between Saddam Hussein and classmate with stuffed nose. After a hotly contested competition, the judges of the Worst…