TU student shocked to not be selected. Due to the turbulence in global politics, many missed the occasion, but the…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars see all comings and goings, and even they can’t tell you how that gecko…
TU reveals ‘new, improved’ Goldie
Administration rejoices over new cost-effective mascot. If you’ve paid attention to TU recently, you may have noticed a common outcry…
Mike Gundy seeks employment at Pat Case Dining Center
Former Oklahoma State head football coach ready for new career After a disheartening 19-12 loss to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane…
Appreciation for The Watering System
How Important are TU’s Sprinklers in the Maintenance Economy? If you ever take a walk at night, you’re bound to…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As an astrologer, I listen to the stars. So if one blue, six-pointed star in particular…
“There Is No List.” President Dickson falters on promise to release Carson Files
Poll finds ⅔ of Tulsans now believe conspiracy theory that Carson did not retire himself. “There is no list. There…
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Aries: Be wary; Saturn wanes, and things are not what they seem. Black cats may carry good luck; a charismatic…
NCAA v House overturned “Just for OSU” after Hurricane obliteration
Judge Claudia Ann Wilkin adds new condition to ruling, orders Coach Gundy to pay full salary in “eyesore” damages. The…
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Aries: “Who’s gooning to the green m&m,” “lol why does Tucker Carlson even care,” “who tf is attracted to an…