Budget slashes force professor and associate dean to take on third position as power source. Gym-going students at the University…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): A rare astral event, All Hallow’s Eve will fall on a Friday, or Freya’s Day this…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars foresee deception: do not trust the 60° weather you feel at 8 AM, it…
2025 Homecoming Bonfire to be cardboard cutout
Administration awaits students’ gratitude for selfless decision to promote safety and lower carbon emissions. This Saturday, Oct. 18, administration at…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars predict that your study abroad application will be… rejected! Apparently the astrologer working for…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars see all comings and goings, and even they can’t tell you how that gecko…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As an astrologer, I listen to the stars. So if one blue, six-pointed star in particular…
Performative Male Competition successfully elevates female voices
Winner Yasmina Bruton declares herself the “king of performative males” after competitor forfeits. On Friday afternoon, the McFarlin steps at…
Album Review: “Devil’s Den” by Jesse Welles
Welles’ latest release preserves his reputation through growing fame, albeit with less consistency. When Jesse Welles re-emerged from his sabbatical…
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Aries: Be wary; Saturn wanes, and things are not what they seem. Black cats may carry good luck; a charismatic…