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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 31 August 20261 September 2026

Aries (March 20th-April 19th): This semester will be one of great growth for you, Aries — specifically under your left…

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Unwritten rules of college
Posted in Freshman Edition The State-Run Media

Unwritten rules of college

on 25 August 202631 August 2026

…That students at TU might need written out Welcome to the University of Tulsa, class of 2030, and welcome back…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 29 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): As Saturn approaches, you must fight the growing urge to eat refrigerator magnets. Indeed, they would…

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Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Fisher Suites dissolves after humid spell

on 29 April 2026

HAZMAT teams work to remove biohazards from Gaming Living Learning Community ruins. On Sunday, April 26, following a hot and…

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TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

TU’s 2026 Battle of the Bands lineup

on 27 April 202625 August 2026

Meet this year’s contestants for the Golden Human Spleen! It’s that time of year again, when every student on TU’s…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 24 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): This week your professor will cancel a class, but you will not see the email and…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 13 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): Your soul mate, as revealed by the heavens, is a Panasonic 2.2 cubic foot inverter microwave.…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 6 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): I’ll refund you for the hit you ordered on Zach Bryan. I must say, I really…

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Horoscopes
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Horoscopes

on 2 April 20262 April 2026

Aries (March 20-April 19th): The stars dance across the sky in their cosmic riddle of movement, and in doing so…

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Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week
Posted in Satire The State-Run Media

Tulsa Celebrates Holey Week

on 2 April 2026

Evidently, Catholic potholes encourage us to give up for Lent. Were you there when they crucified my tires? Such a…

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