Category: State-Run

You downloaded the app as a joke, but now it’s quickly taken over your life. Have you or a loved one been pointing at random empty pockets of space because you think it’s a floating text box? Have you been overcome by subtle hand movements that you like to call dancing? If you are or […]

Halloween’s just around the corner! Need an easy costume? Keep on reading! Everyone loves Do It Yourself pages on the internet, especially when it’s almost Halloween and it’s a scramble for some last minute costumes. The problem is, the writers of those DIY Halloween costume pages seem to think the average American is a MacGyver-level […]

Here are some spoopy horrorscopes for your pagan pleasure. Enjoy! Aries – Werewolf – Have a crazy ex-boyfriend who follows you everywhere? Try this simple solution! Become a werewolf. He won’t recognize you, and it’s a fun way to spice up your sex life because your new boyfriend is very much a furry, but didn’t […]

“You died to save us from our sins, but I needed to save you instead.” This past weekend, I had to say goodbye to a dear friend of mine. Specifically, my recently deceased boyfriend. To honor his memory, I have decided to write this article. Firstly, Milo was a good man. He always put others […]

Intrepid super sleuths Anna Johns and Adam Walsh dive into a neo-gothic caper involving a university president, sidewalk chalk and several missing frat boys. Students and faculty alike are being baffled by a sudden influx of chalk drawings, characterized by their child-like penmanship and the lack of understanding of how a person normally reads — […]

It’s official! Tulsans really like their hard drugs. I know this looks bad, but I can explain. Tulsa is third in the nation for weed use, sixth in cocaine, sixth in heroin and seventh in meth use. Some critics, negative Nellies and naysayers claim that this is bad press. But this is where T-Town can […]

The University of Tulsa is rolling out new products that everyone will want on their holiday wishlist. Scents are simple yet potent things that can bring you back to a special moment in time. If you miss your hometown, chances are, there is a Homesick candle of some apple-cinnamon burgundy-leather amalgamation out there to remind […]

Determined to get free tuition, TU student risks it all in middle of the street. Many students can be heard all over campus screaming at cars. Some might assume this is an attempt to warn said cars of their presence to avoid getting hit. Nothing could be further from the truth. In reality, they are […]

New from Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, this device will truly make your house a home. Everyone has an Amazon Alexa, so you know that Amazon is a safe company to let in to your home. So why not welcome their newest home electronic into your life? Introducing the Amazon Narc, the world’s first snitching […]

So, should I wake him up or nah? He’s starting to smell. Listen, I hate being woken up when I’m not ready to get up, so I’ve made it a priority to never do it to my friends, and by extension, to my new roommate. We only met this year when we were randomly assigned […]