Frat boys object to use of word “frat” in everyday speech

Fraternities are an integral part of campus life. There are 75 national and international fraternities with 397,000 members nationwide. Over 800 college campuses participate in Greek life, 85 percent of Fortune 500 company executives are part of a fraternity, and since the founding of the first social fraternity, every United States President and Vice President […]

President Upham reveals death ray to cheering crowd

It’s that time of year again. On Nov. 18 President and Mrs. Upham once again invited the community to participate in the annual tradition of Night Light at TU, that wonderful tradition of warm drinks and carols to our benevolent leader and his many weapons of mass destruction. The New U was packed with students […]

Weird cousins convene to discuss 2014 holiday season game plan

Arriving for a two-day holiday summit, the most prominent weird cousins, from families across the nation convened this weekend to lay out their plans for the 2014 Holiday Season. “First on our agenda will be wardrobe. It’s the first thing your family will see about you, so you have to make sure what you’re wearing […]