Frat boys object to use of word “frat” in everyday speech

8 December 2014

The word “frat,” when applied to fraternities, can apparently have extremely hurtful consequences for their members.

President Upham reveals death ray to cheering crowd

8 December 2014
Abigail LaBounty,

The University celebrated its annual mandatory Night Light, a celebration of the holiday season and the unlimited power of our Most Valiant Leader.

Weird cousins convene to discuss 2014 holiday season game plan

8 December 2014
Joe Watkins,

The National Convention of Weird Cousins will be held in Wichita, Kansas this year. It is likely that they will not be invited back.