Why did I do this to myself? I knew I had three tests and a paper this week, but I…
Print media finally dies, but thankfully we’re prepared
In a “shocking” revelation at last week’s Collegian meeting, Editor-in-Chief Giselle Willis gathered all her courage and announced something she…
So I saw a movie the other day
So it was Tuesday. I was having a good day, I had a bit of money; I thought, “I’m gonna…
Sponsored Content: TU awesome, has no problems
In the vein of The New York Times, Forbes, Buzzfeed and The Atlantic, State-Run Media has decided to embrace the…
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt now recast with more white men
Last Friday, the second season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was released on Netflix. The comedy series focuses on a…
Letter from the propagandist
Dear reader, I am writing this letter, knowing it to be my last as Head Propagandist, and possibly my last…
Last-minute job fair brings hope to underachievers
At this point in the semester, most students have either lined up a summer job/internship or accepted the slow heat-death…
Pro-life group protests church, everyone soooooooo convinced
Every Sunday for a few weeks, pro-life protesters have been picketing outside of All Souls Unitarian Church, due to the…
Second semester senior has 2 weeks to get shit together
“It was probably the most terrifying moment of my life,” said Justine Wills, clutching a career fair pamphlet in his…
Springfest concert undergoes last-minute changes
Student Association’s annual Springfest concert is typically well-attended and well-received by students, and in addition, it brings good press to…