Indiana Governor Mike Pence, who is second in command of the Death Star, held a press conference today to shoot…
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Supreme Court enjoys deadlock vacation
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Paul Ryan drops Trump “just in time” in obvious sequel hook
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Trump’s debate coach revealed to be 13-year-old boy
While some haters have been spreading lies that future POTUS Donald Trump did not win the second presidential debate, most…
Golden Hurricane race past Mustangs in OT
Tulsa hosted old Conference USA rival Southern Methodist University in what last year was deemed the “Boomtown Showdown” (though that…
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Women’s soccer wins two straight, men fall to Bulls on the road
Women’s Soccer This week, the Golden Hurricane women’s soccer team played a pair of conference matches, and came away with…
Scandals rehashed in second Presidential debate
I sat in The Collegian office Sunday night with most of the paper already put together and this blank space…