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How to drink a copious amount of alcohol without people thinking you’re an alcoholic
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How to drink a copious amount of alcohol without people thinking you’re an alcoholic

on 22 January 2018

Senior State-Run writer Sam Beckmann shares his tips for hiding your alcoholism behind an air of sophistication and pretension. It’s…

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Sexy Halloween costumes to wear as you study alone on Halloween
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Sexy Halloween costumes to wear as you study alone on Halloween

on 24 October 2017

If you need a costume to wear as you don’t go out in public on Halloween, we has the answers…

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Professor’s joke about hungover students after Oktoberfest returns for 27th year
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Professor’s joke about hungover students after Oktoberfest returns for 27th year

on 24 October 2017

Noted funny Professor Mark Barra, decided to not change up his classic Oktoberfest joke this year.

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The great pumpkin spice experiment
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The great pumpkin spice experiment

on 3 October 2017

A local band of heroes finds out which alcohol mixes best with pumpkin spice lattes, for your consumer convenience.

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Broken up couple goes to court over HBO account
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Broken up couple goes to court over HBO account

on 3 October 2017

A historic case will go to trial over who gets custody of a joint HBO account.

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5 tips to make the least of your dorm room space
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5 tips to make the least of your dorm room space

on 26 September 2017

The State-Run writer Sam Beckmann gives you his top tips to make your dorm as unusable and as much of…

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Look, I enjoy yoga, not butts
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Look, I enjoy yoga, not butts

on 11 September 201724 September 2017

Noted male, Sam Beckmann, explains how his enjoyment of yoga has nothing to do with looking at womens’ posteriors.

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