Brad Carson the mastermind of plot to ruin the University of Tulsa. Last week, it was reported that $130 million…
CAPS rapidly certifies 30 new therapists for start of football season, promptly fires them after OSU obliterated
The University of Tulsa’s Counseling Services combats the emotional highs and lows of the sport. As the football season at…
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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): In a few days time, as the night becomes day, you will wake up with the…
University Bookstore improves from 110% to 115% efficiency
Textbook wait time hits a record nine hour low thanks to Tulsa’s lifelong ally Barnes and Noble. Doubleplusgood news as…
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Aries (March 20th-April 19th): This semester will be one of great growth for you, Aries — specifically under your left…
An Old Testament goodbye for Gus T’s Italian Kitchen
Italian-American student at the University of Tulsa invokes the wrath of God against the menu of the controversial campus eatery.…
TU tuition drops significantly after City of Gold finally discovered.
Opinions on campus are mixed after shocking revelation. This summer, after centuries of searching, the immortal conquistador and the University…
What to do when you get bored next week
Which will probably happen at like, 3 p.m. on a Thursday The freshness of college will likely grow rotten over…
Unwritten rules of college
…That students at TU might need written out Welcome to the University of Tulsa, class of 2030, and welcome back…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As Saturn approaches, you must fight the growing urge to eat refrigerator magnets. Indeed, they would…