Students forego igloo land acknowledgement, now it’s melting. What will leftists come for next? After promoting the great hoax of…
What was Gus T. doing with Jeffrey Epstein in 1987?
Recently published files reveal TU mascot had history with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. Inside of the trove of the…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): As you return to life as a student, be wary of the dark energy coming off…
Reckless display of power: local badass not even wearing a coat
“I’m not even cold,” boasts nonchalant new King of Sex Ladies, hold onto your panties and fellas, try not to…
The official end-of-semester review
The Board and our Supreme Leader Rick Dickson lead us to yet another perfect fall. The State-Run Media is proud…
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Democrats move to put government in rice after turning off, on again fails
Consultant Roy Trenneman at Reynholm Industries explains reasons for failure. After turning the government off for a record-breaking 42 days,…
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Aries (March 20-April 19th): I don’t care what the editors say; I’m abusing the semicolon key till it breaks off…
Chair moved in Starbucks: 5 deaf 12 injured
Hurricane health center overwhelmed with burst-eardrum cases. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, paramedics arrived at the University of Tulsa’s Starbucks franchise in…