Please shower me in your money Daddy Donald. 🙂 Governor Kevin Stitt gave the 2020 State of the State address…
Doomsday Clock overlooks daylight savings
Drunken scientists forgot to turn the clock back an hour; turns out everything’s okay! On Jan. 23, 2020, it was…
Murderer plays Trump Card, charges dropped
Hans Johnson walked free after convincing the judge to ignore witnesses. Hope came to Tulsa last week in the murder…
Collegian reporters make deal with devil
Two reporters pay the ultimate price to protest bloated spending at TU. Early last week, I was taking my nightly…
The BBC: masters of the transitive property
Racist?? No way! The BBC is just super #woke. Last week, the BBC made the edgy provocative move of broadcasting…
Signals from admin up in smoke
Honestly, only the pope should smoke. In the wake of Clancy temporarily stepping down as president of the University of…
Letter from the Propagandist
My dearest loyal subjects (of voting age), It is my great pleasure to announce the State-Run Media’s 2020 presidential endorsement.…
Ten ways the 2020 Super Bowl could be more “memorable” than last year’s
After last year’s boring game, Super Bowl LIV has a lot to prove. Super Bowl LIII was the worst iteration…
Campus cats at record low popularity
Some TU students just can’t seem to handle the sexiness of these cats. The polls are in, and the results…
Not just kneecappings! Five fun, DIY ways to dodge the draft
DIY yourself out of having to die in a war you don’t agree with! With all that silly stuff with…