Although she’s only been in power a week, Levit is already making sweeping changes. It was announced two weeks ago…
Feminist only watches male-centric anime
Women are often degraded in anime. The solution? Just watch shows without women! When I began watching anime, I was…
Admin opens esports lounge just to play “D&D”
Admin rolls the dice with new “D&D” campaign. The esports lounge is open! It was something the student population asked…
Kevin Stitt’s sugar baby application
Please shower me in your money Daddy Donald. 🙂 Governor Kevin Stitt gave the 2020 State of the State address…
Doomsday Clock overlooks daylight savings
Drunken scientists forgot to turn the clock back an hour; turns out everything’s okay! On Jan. 23, 2020, it was…
Murderer plays Trump Card, charges dropped
Hans Johnson walked free after convincing the judge to ignore witnesses. Hope came to Tulsa last week in the murder…
Collegian reporters make deal with devil
Two reporters pay the ultimate price to protest bloated spending at TU. Early last week, I was taking my nightly…
The BBC: masters of the transitive property
Racist?? No way! The BBC is just super #woke. Last week, the BBC made the edgy provocative move of broadcasting…
Signals from admin up in smoke
Honestly, only the pope should smoke. In the wake of Clancy temporarily stepping down as president of the University of…
Letter from the Propagandist
My dearest loyal subjects (of voting age), It is my great pleasure to announce the State-Run Media’s 2020 presidential endorsement.…